100th episode Movie Rating System

100th episode Movie Rating System

Jeremy Jahns uses his own personal rating system to generalise movies and games at the end of his video reviews.

Movie rating systemEdit

  1. Awesometacular.
  2. I'd buy it on blu-ray/Is definitely worth buying on Blu-ray
  3. A good time no alcohol required.
  4. A good time if you're drunk/ Would have been a better time, if you're drunk.
  5. You're not gonna remember it in T-Minus ___ 1 day / 13 hours / 10 minutes / 5 seconds
  6. Dogshit.

Videogame rating systemEdit

  1. Awesometacular.
  2. I'd buy it at full price.
  3. I'd buy it on sale.
  4. Worth renting... if you have no other games on your plate.
  5. Borrow it from a friend for free... after he paid for it.
  6. Dogshit.

Unoffical RatingsEdit

  • Tour de Force
  • Oscar Worthy
  • Nothing (Only used for Fifty Shades of Grey, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1)
  • Dogshit Squared (Only used for Fifty Shades Darker)
  • Last of the Dogshit (Only used for Transformers: The Last Knight)
  • A better time with a nice bottle of rum (Only used for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales)
  • Smurfing Smurfshit (Only used for The Smurfs 2)
  • Catshit (Only used for Cats)
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